Obsession with Penis Size

Why-oh-why are men so obsessed with penis size? The only time you have the right to be obsessed is if your penis is 2 inches long. If it is, then stop reading right now and run to your doctor and get penile implant surgery. Stop the extenders, pumps and pills because these things do nothing for your size, it's all snake oil.

Pumps don't make your penis bigger. They are for men with erectile difficulty. Unless you can't get it up, don't buy a penis pump or you are stupid.

Are men really threatened by vibrators? Visiting any sex toy store, it's plain to see that the vibrators are huge, the penises are 8 inches long and 2 inches thick. No one's penis is that big! It's funny how all men think they have an 8 inch penis but yet they want it to be bigger.

Women are not threatened by porn. porn stars have perfectly shaven bits and huge boobs and you don't see us complaining and wanting vaginal lip surgery? Why are men so obsessed with penis size?

I think it's a man thing, the penis is a symbol of your manhood and a small penis means that you are a small ma. Why don't men go buy a Ford 650 and then they can feel better about their penis size.

Here are some facts to shut you up:

According to Wikipedia:
- " the average human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in)"
- "September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in)"
- "A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in)"
- "One study found the mean flaccid penis length to be 3.5 inches"

If you really want a bigger penis, then penis surgery is a silicone implant that helps to increase your length and girth. It's expensive and women might not even notice, but if it makes you feel better about yourself, go ahead and take the plunge to get a bigger penis. http://penispumpwarehouse.com says they are for erectile dysfunction. If you are a sucker and wonder if penis pumps make your penis bigger, I did the reasearch for you so click that link above and see what they really do. Don't waste your money. Get over it, everybody's penis is little! If you still can't accept the truth, read the Q&A about penis lengthening surgery here: http://www.psurg.com/PL4QA.htm

A more realistic alternative is to get a vibrator for your lady. There are a few fun reasons behind this. First, she can get the pleasure that she wants. Second, you get to use it on her and the view is quite nice. Third, it's a fun thing for couples to do, playing with sex toys is very exciting and she won't even care about your small penis.